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Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.
They always look slightly ashamed when I catch them snuggling.
Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.
Good for you.
Frankly, neither the nudity nor the breastfeeding bother me. It's the insufferable pretension.
My automatic reaction is to dislike everyone who attended that party. Does that make me a bad person?
I just wanted to thank everyone for the help and encouragement today. I'm wiped out from last night, and had a serious impulse to send some really cold texts. I just want to take a nap, but I just poured a glass of wine. But thank you guys so much. Fuck last night and to hell with "concerned" friends.
On my son's first full day of kindergarten I went to pick him up and he said, "You left me here for ten years!"
My girls just end up calling everyone Friend for a few weeks, so yep it gets a tad confusing.
I do too! It's like my brain yells "BLAH BLAH!" while we're being introduced and then 5 minutes later I'm like, "Shit."
That baby is damn cute. Those cheeks are so puffy and chubby that I just want to eat them off her face! Cute aggression ftw.
Well, I believe she said it was because "that boob ain't right." Personally, I thought it was high-larious.
Because we're told that it is. That's pretty much it. Oh, and the content of our characters is somehow determinable as a result of whether or not we remain "pure," and just how pure we are if we're not 100% lily-white at 18.
The other cats are never going to let this cat live it down. He has dog blood. Forever sullied. Every time he shows up, they're going to be like 'Hey Mike, how's it going—fetch any good sticks lately?' And then all the cats will just explode in laughter, leaving poor Mike to slink away in shame and frustration,…
I thought this was going to be about male nurses.