JGL is so handsome and charming that it is actually making me angry. I have an anger crush on him.

Sleepless In Austin, by Dr Seuss:

I will not date her if she's black,

One of the writers at Thought Catalog also posted a response: Your Privilege Isn’t The Problem, You Are The Problem

WPITW

Awwww YES, I've been waiting for Jezebel to get on this. *rubs hands together excitedly*

The G is silent when I creep through your door, and make love to your woman on your bathroom floor. I won't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Because the next time you see me, she'll be like "Uggh! Kevin G!"

Oops! My silly midwest self is blushing over here. Thanks for clarifying. :)

If you really want to be together, don't let the distance scare you. Most of friends have done it, and the two serious relationships I had both involved distance (and actually, it seems nearly everyone I work with right now is in long-distance relationships/marriages—this is unfortunately very common in academia). If…

That is a crazy long way to go for groceries when you don't need to. I can't see how that is anything but them being scared to shop around a bunch of minorities.

There are three things that I think are essential for a LDR. For the record, I've been in one for a year, we were together for a year before he moved. 1. End date - it sounds like this is the case for you, but there should be some end date in mind. Obviously the shorter-term the better, but longer-term ones (my…

So, in my experience, when a significant other moves away this generally equals the end of a relationship (this only happened when I was younger). Or, rather, that has been my default.

This video for the new Arcade Fire song is making me watch it over and over again. Mega uncanny valley used to great effect.

This is a rant.

First class doesn't count. Real romanticism must be measured by where the regular people are riding. Obviously first class is going to be nice, that's why it's first class. That's also why a Greyhound bus is the least romantic place in the world except in a country song. It's just a ticket for a seat going somewhere,…

...the sad part is he is being less fallacious than you. He cannot sing songs he may like because of a word within that song. At the same time he may be too stupid and/or self-serving to give up what he likes for a societal reason that doesn't impact him in any way. Understand now? He is a famous athlete and a…

Fucking hell. The very end of her excuse is just like "I'm so colorblind I didn't even realize it came out!"

Bahahahahaha!

didn't that happen on Nashville?

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