Errrrrr...Serena Williams is one of the greatest athletes ever to walk the planet and is a solid wall of muscle. I don’t think her 160 lbs is comparable even in the slightest to Amy Schumer’s or Christina Hendrick’s 160 lbs. They are all beautiful women but...that comparison is nonsensical.

Soooo much of my life hours wasted away in ET bliss.

Oh god goldrush, how I miss thee and oasis.

ET2 would be so good.

ET is still one of the most memorable FPS I’ve played. What made the game great was that there was a level progression system. Made you want to stay in a game for hours.

Enemy territory is one of my favorite multiplayer experiences of all time, and so it kills me that their follow ups haven’t even come close. What really grabbed me was the scale and map design, along with all the little class/objective quirks (dynamite and landmines and such). Does dirty bomb have any of that?

Also…

Lol what??

I swear the BEST overnight pads I ever bought were in South Korea. NO LEAKS! It was amazing, though the pad went pretty far up your backside. Came back to ‘Merica and can’t find a pad that doesn’t cause me leakage at night. Bleh.

Tail wagging the dog. Shitty, repetitive game courts controversy, gets controversy, all the awkward kids buy the game in rebellion against the controversy, defend the shitty game as a work of genius.

For good measure, here it is in 1000 FPS slow-mo glory:

Mine was a few years back at the dota tournament International 2, a moment dubbed ‘The Play’ in a match of IG vs Navi. It was quite thrilling to follow since people were convinced that Navi dropped the ball in the draft by giving away Naga, Dark Seer and Tidehunter to IG. Naga back in those days was a very popular…

Or better yet, Do Dota 2 first. Make enough money to pay for college without loans, then go back.

Pitch Perfect was fun-ish minus:
- the Latina character who did not say one single thing for the entire movie that wasn’t essentializing and stereotypical

Huh, you do know that DotA is older than League by a long shot, right? So it’s not League’s age. Dota 2 is not some new game with new heroes. It’s just a prettied up DotA in a new engine and obviously new models since WC3’s are copyrighted. DotA has been around for over 10 years now and has had millions of players and…

I think that’s in part more due to league’s age though. Years ago the game and the meta was quite a bit in flux. I remember ADCs used to go mid, supports were all about sustain, etc. Over time the current style of play became the prominent one in the pro scene and over time it’s trickled down to the major player base.

With the successor to Castlevania funded on Kickstarter, now is a great time to read former Kotaku columnist Leigh Alexander’s take on what makes Castlevania so great—and why people keep going back to it.

Amen to this. Times in the pro scene like when Faceless Void started to be played offlane and Kunnka support whenever it shows up are one of the things that has kept me playing dota for so damn long.

Dota, on the otherhand, all you have to pay for all of the heroes is your soul. To be honest, I haven’t missed it, it was probably a goddamn feeder anyways.

Love you and your Cersei sauce Madeleine but... can we have someone review Game of Thrones that actually *likes* Game of Thrones? Your reviews make me sad.