Personally, I think it's open season on mocking the Catholic Church, given that it has decided to use its considerable power to try to force its beliefs and behaviors on those who are not members of the church. People are actually dying and suffering right now because the men who run the church want to prevent women…

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This is in Queens, NYC. We referred to it as the Vagina Diner. I think your parents were on to something. (I don't have the foggiest idea how to insert an image into a comment)

I feel like there'd never tell her on purpose. It'll either come out in an argument or she'll find out accidentally. Otherwise imagine how fucked up a kid would be knowing that their parents demand perfection or they will give you away, because they have before and that's why you don't have a brother.

It's sad that a piece of fruit looks better in panties than my butt.

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

Actually, believing in prayer can do all kinds of harm when people refrain from taking actual action because they think that pleading with an invisible sky fairy will have the same effectiveness. Like crazy people who pray for their sick child instead of, you know, taking her to a doctor. Or people who pray for…

Yes. Many, many. Here are some of them:

I HAVE A GIF THAT MADE IT ONTO THAT TUMBLR

And flame face. Flame face took me to a nice restaurant to show off his nice expense account. He was a blind date set up by my mother, who is also responsible for Fat Elvis and Ramen Noodle Truck Stop Man. Anyway, he had a lot of product in his hair. A lot. And he somehow managed to catch his paper menu on fire via a…

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

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Oh, gawd. So many stories.

This one time... I had been seeing this guy named Terrence. We were both from Boston (live in Los Angeles), had a lot in common, and he was super cute and nice and all that. He had luscious lips and was a fantastic kisser, but I was trying to hold out on fucking him for a little while because…

Cocksucker.

Only since 2012, which isn't enough time to weed out this level of institutionalized sexism.

allegedly by a popular athlete

This is what sold me: