That is a thing of beauty. Seriously, she's such a stunning woman. I can't even!

I didn't get my Associate's Degree until I was 29 and here I am at 33 still without a Bachelor's. I feel you, my friend, I feel you.

I absolutely lost it at, "I believe the Italians call that fellatio!"

The real question is: Should I wait and suffer a huge loss to my bank account upgrading from my 4 to 6? Or should I go for the now-insanely-cheaper Galaxy s5? I'm really digging the latter being waterproof and the memory via card slot.

Ugh, I still haven't recovered from Matthew being gone. And I hate myself for thinking he was more attractive a bit heavier. That smile, though. Swoooooon.

Apparently she is....

A pox on your house! How I loved acid wash... and just realized I need to wear it again!

I was tempted to go down the You Oughta Know route (which still totally would be on my PMS playlist...) but Uninvited says it all for me:

As incredibly close as they were, I completely agree. What an amazing show of strength and love on Melissa's part.

My dad is Spanish/Korean and, when sufficiently sunned, looks dark and bronze with a Hawaiian-like skintone. Me? I burn. I tan a little bit after, but I mostly just burn. I don't like it, but I've worked for a long time to accept the paleness. It's better than skin cancer.

In comparison to my family, I am incredibly pale. However, growing up in Miami I was able to see how long-term sun exposure looked and it was not pretty. Leathery, scaly, crispy skin. Gross. I'm glad other people are hopping on board.

Point. Match. Game.

I want to like it, I really do. I just cannot. Hate the haircut, hate the top, hate the makeup... frankly, the only thing I do like is the skirt - it could have been fabulous.

Christ, that was painful. I was hoping it would be something more than it was.... I waited... and I waited... and it was even more awful than I imagined. I'm surprised we didn't hear her MSRP at the end.

Ugh, she's perfect....

BRAVO to you! Seriously. It is so important for kids to get information from various sources regarding things of a more adult nature, like this.. obviously. 'Cause, I'm sure you know as well as I do how many parents try to control what their kids see and think. You did a good thing today. I hope your students realized…

Hayyy mine was in a swimming pool, too! And, mine did seem an awful lot like this as well. Thank goodness for the Facebook-free 90's, lol.

LOL... I hope to Zeus that neither of them needs actual mouth to mouth. I'd hate to see that!

Oh, no, I'm not either. That part isn't shocking in the least. It's the fact that the robbery is now being used as a way to explain or validate the killing... and, yes, that they admitted it.

They've (and by they I mean the police force) orchestrated a really smart plot of how to handle the events of this week. They were able to keep the killer's identity hidden for days, a luxury NO ONE should ever have. We have yet to see any report of what happened from the officer himself. As of yesterday, I believe,…