How do you cheat on someone who does this for you, what even, I don't understand. I am in love with her.

She also did a wonderful twerk for him.

Dat feel. My brother told me yesterday that his band teacher is younger than me and he was "duuuuuuuuuuuuude"ing out over it.

I just sat there thinking, "and I don't even have a fucking Associate's Degree."

Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone, Wiz Khalifa is only 27? God, I hate being reminded of how many people are my age or younger that are astronomically more successful than me.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

My god that was stunning writing - pure and evocative and heart wrenching.

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?

Am I the only person who isn't that freaked out by this? Honestly, I would rather date one of these guys than one who acts like I'm infected and won't touch my crotch for 5 days out of the month.

That's just like the guy who asked me if I was scared of his "big white man's cock," because I'm an "overly submissive Asian." This was after he said he got "yellow fever" just from looking at me.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Yes. Yes I can.

I'm just surprised that waterproof phones aren't standard at this point.

Damn. For men only.

Me during the entire video:

His face was so much prettier when he was a little chubbier. As for leaving Downton, I have mixed feelings. Maggie Smith will never not be fabulous, but I think killing off Sybil AND Matthew was too much for me. Now I'm left with Tom and occasional moments with the staff to keep me interested.

Apparently she is....

Is there a reason someone can't be both a trailbazer and a "transphobic piece of shit" over the course of an 81-year life?

I'm pretty sure Tori's entire catalogue counts.

Even as a nickname for 'generically spooky place', the fact that they didn't GET why a woman would feel uncomfortable around something called a Rape Room— or offer to explain it, or change the nickname— that speaks volumes.