This whole situation makes me so, so sad. I don't even have the energy to get angry... it's just THAT fucking sad.

Lizards are awesome! Back in Miami I was constantly trying to keep them out of reach of my cats.

How are you not aware of the great, delicious, savory-yet-sweet Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood?!

The puffy puss! YAS! It drew me in, too.

And I thought I was awesome when I did this with spiders or lizards.

Fuck the people that call her fat - she has such a great proportion to her body. Eat that donut, girl.

I love roses... and their smell. And I'm afraid I may have issues smelling red roses now. Fucking Mark.

The problem I have with apologies of this nature is that this isn't a slip of the tongue. You took the time to sit there and think of a response, type it out AND post it to a feed. Eat your fucking crow.

MFK: Felon Edition. Just, replace marry with murder and we're all set!

Awesome! XD

Holy bloody tabarnaq we eat some fucked up shit. I loooove fermented foods, but even this is too much...

Twinsies! Thigh-chafers unite.

This! Humans are the mitigating factor here, not the dog. If the dog is raised by responsible, loving people then the chances of it being a loving animal are significant. Even IF they were brought up by non-loving means, that still doesn't make the animal any less capable of being a "good dog." Case in point: Some of…

You're trolling, right? Cause... otherwise you've just come out of the stupid closet. Please go back inside.

Oh this stuff is discrete like a motherfucker. It's a frosty, clear gel. I'm sure it'll be a far better solution! :)

I do too!!! But this stuff is seriously awesome. It goes on super smooth and dries all powdery and velvety. It's AWESOME. I haven't used it out in the summer Louisiana heat yet, but I'd bring the tube with just in case a reapplication is needed.

Please don't spend more than $6-7 on a primer, ladies. This stuff is all you need. Good for my face AND my thigh non-gap.

Wylie and I are both huge egg sluts. Sadly, I probably won't get to NYC before this closes... here's hoping I can partake in one of his meals someday (preferably closer to the Gulf *coughCOMETONOLAWYLIEcough*).

I really don't understand why only school shootings make us think of gun reform. People die EVERYDAY from gun violence, school shootings or not... It makes me so angry that the shit going down in Chicago, or New Orleans, or Baltimore, or any other city and neighborhood having issues shouldn't also be at the forefront…

I don't care how sullen or emo he is, he's SO DREAMY.