None of those normal people actually own Chevys.  They were coerced off the street for the commercial.  See that blinking?  They are begging for help.

Criminally underrated comment.  Those commercials are directed towards the Fox News, Trump supporter demographic though, so I bet you it works.  

No FCA products at all.  Collusion.

The 12 people are over the age of 80 and can’t figure out how to submit an issue

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

I don’t see Chevy on the most reliable list. Fake news.

Bipolar mania also does this to ya.

Not just your destination - your Final Destination!

I think Musk’s statement is absolutely true. The self driving feature will take its owner to its destination...

I just see an angry kayak paddle.

Banking on miserable people in a country full of disarray giving in to your lower-perceived-quality brand because they no longer have affordable options is a very weird strategy

I think you’re wide of the mark on some of the numbers, but you’re still right.

Yup,

And this, dear colleagues, is the hybrid that all the dumbasses awaiting the mythical $35K Tesla Model 3 should be buying.