The thing about Charles Martinet is I don’t think his usual performance is something I’d want to sit through for 80 minutes.

What strikes me as odd about this is Nintendo met with the like a year ago, told them they wouldn’t shut them down if they just went through the licensing process, they failed to get the license in time (Smash World Tour wanted a much more complex global license rather than a more limited NOA license), and now…

Seriously we need to stop this idea that Charles Martinet would be a good mario for 90 minutes. He does a fantastic job with the short quips and reaction lines but god if you hear him trying to do long form mario it is just grating and awful.

Pumpkin beer for the most hated win

You pay a scalp.. er.. re-seller like anyone else and pay 2-3x the asking price. Because some how scalping became an acceptable system of resale.

Getting tickets for popular shows has become such a headache, I almost want to become part of the problem and learn what a ‘bot’ is and how to use it to harvest tickets before most people can buy them.

Seen too many people falling for the bait and getting them ungreyed via replying. Just report that shit and move on.

Shut the fuck up snowflake

Reminder: keep the nazis and incels in the greys where they belong

Well, you have to allow for me being in the middle of nowhere in the Midwest. I’m lucky to have anything other than Taco Bell.

haha that was the type of vibe I was going for - for sure. I would absolutely trade in my current job to write David Tracy led avant-garde short film treatments about the nihilism of local government bureaucracy. May not make much money - but there are things more important than mortgages and retirement, and this…

you said that he’s responding to criticism that way. the criticism is not directed at the right person and he’s justified in being frustrated at that.

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

You can always reach out to me for taillight stuff for your little girl!

Scroll through the comments, maybe there’s a solution for you?

Say, that looks like an interesting read!

If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.

I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but:

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.