I never realized how much I needed something like this until now.

The Torchero!

That would be GLORIOUS.

Again, can’t believe they’re sleeping on a wasabi-ketchup combo called “wasup.”

Thank you!

I saw a huge hole in the market for wood-based-crane content, and I FILLED IT.

Didn’t realize Swift was getting into container ships

WacoVision.

Right?

In fairness, there’s evidently a non-zero chance that you could get run down by an Attorney General and killed.

hey just wanted to say i love you jason and also, subsequently, fuck the haters·

i updated my bookmark to jalopnik.com/latest

Five days ago (Aug. 14) was my 24-year sobriety date.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

The name change was fucking stupid. If I ever heard/saw an ad for “Badlands Motor Speedway” I would immediately think it was at a track west river.  Why even buy a race track if you’re not going to be have races?

The track is a sore subject in the area. When I was a kid I would watch races there all the time. We lived close enough to hear the roar every weekend. Then this dickwad buys the track, runs it into the ground and leaves it for dead. Sad.

Call them. They will fix it.

Personally, I’m in favor of anything that makes people remember Emmett Till.

Wtf are you talking about? Is MLK no longer from Georgia because he was murdered? This article makes zero fucking sense. We're all super proud of how upset you got tho. 

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

McLaren really needs to share their blue technology with the rest of the industry.

You’re both right.