Holdup....the question about the tuna salad is the mayo vs whip?  Yet we’re ignoring the f***ing eggs in the mix?!  Get that bleep outta here unless I’m watching Parasites Lost.

“By making its own candy....”

“By doing a licensing agreement with the same candy producer that produces low cost, non-trademark protected chocolate covered things that you find under ‘local’ names at your nearby truckstop....”

FTFY

10 minutes?  New to this, huh?

10 minutes?  New to this, huh?

I read this but for some reason all that my brain registered was “NASA can’t fit big enough breaker bar into containment”

Sarcastic humor once again fails to translate online....

Clearly you wait for the police at that point so they can figure out who is the good guy with the gun. All the cops I’ve met love the idea of rolling up on a bunch of good people with guns because it makes us all, and them, so much safer.

FTFY

Yeah, this will never see the light of day. Despite Steamboat Willie hitting public domain, Disney still has rights to Mickey and a trademark on the character.  All that hits public domain is the Willie short and the likenesses used in it.  Disney has plenty of legal foothold to stop projects like this and is known to…

It is becoming an increasingly rare occasion that folks actually understand the Bill of Rights or their application. Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence of said speech, nor does all speech fall as “protected speech.” Further, there is legal doctrine regarding the First Ammendment and its application to…

I tried explaining this ad to my wife, who is younger than me.  She didn’t understand.  The concept of a “wall” on social media is lost on her.  I am now old enough even my understanding of new stuff is old and the kids don’t understand it.

I loved the performances. Loved the sound design/score. Loved the build up to the end. Loved the whole allegorical take on the traumas of men inflicted on women. Everything on point until it just didn’t stick the landing as it devolved to weird body horror.

Love Garland, but wow did Men devolve into an absolute mess.  Hopefully he is back on point with this.

Yeah, I’m still just confused on how people love their music. It is bland anthem rock to me. And never understand when people say they are metal or hard rock.....ummmm, no. Great showmen.  Yep. Great at marketing, licensing, and branding? Yep.  

Dry humor doesn’t relay in comments.......Gene Simmons loves screwing.

Is this a Gene Simmons reference?

Hologram?  Looks like LED scrims to me.

So my first job was McDonald’s and two things stick out here.....

Meh, forget the nuggets.  I want Hardees to bring back the California Raisins!!!

Zoidberg?