*Unless you live in Texas....then in that case just carry on at one of your 12 local HEBs like nothing has changed.

“Big role” = Saturday afternoon syndicated fantasy show.....maybe it was as simple as he was never as big as he thought he was.

RIP Apple Grande. Taco John’s best “authentic Mexican” creation ever....

So GDQ raises millions twice a year.....surely there is some billionaire philanthropist we can lobby to cover the cost of relocation and breaking the contract.....I’m serious.

Such sad news. Mike truly was Kotaku.  A man who can give joy from writing about Oreo flavors.  His presence here has been missed and will continue to be so.  Hug your loved ones folks....

My first job was McDonald’s.  When we ran out of sauce due to a delivery issue, guess what.....we used thousand island.  No one said a thing.

“You could have fooled me”

“My go-to test order at a new Mexican place is a Tex-Mex dish.”

This might be a dumb question (literally the first steam game I’ve ever played).....where is this search bar of which you speak?  Cannot find anything like that....

Good case of occam’s razor here. Convoluted answer involving the name of a dev tool getting automatically populated into a field and slipping under the radar, or jackass racist developer thought he would own the minorities. Which is easier to see happening?

It’s like the Netflix show The Parisian Agency. Bunch of white…

Yes, but if you only use a very little and brush it around it doesn’t impact the crust but helps form a barrier to the water content of the sauce.  Started doing it after seeing Alton Brown’s take on why mayo should go on the bottom half of the burger bun.  Same concept and works.  Also if you hit the outer edge, you…

My tip.....lightly oil the crust before saucing. Prevents sauce from soaking in and creating a soggy crust.

Personally, I don’t see how people are missing it.  Rule one of games like this and RPG’s is make sure you fully explore the cave before leaving.  And you literally have nothing to lose since you just dropped in.

Nothing. 

Fine.  It’s a hot dish.

Now with 100% natural ricin.

Seems like a good time to mention the blog-mom who got famous over the “yoga mat chemical” at Subway.  Her whole “chemicals bad” schtick was just astoundingly stupid.  Someone at one point trolled her by asking about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) to which she went on a rant about not trusting it if you don’t know what it…

I normally jump in to defend Nintendo and point out the lack of understanding IP law, but this time....WTF Nintendo??? If it wasn’t monetized and isn’t in print then what the hell?! God forbid someone be reminded how fun Nintendo can be and how great Mario 64 was.

Related side-question:  Is this a new thing?  No review but instead a “review” article that links to reviews?  Please tell me this is not a thing.

This write-up is missing the term “poor-man’s Jim Carrey.”