After having just been to Yosemite, I can confirm.....anyone using “Autopilot” in the valley is a freaking idiot.  Nothing like letting the car handle how to negotiate tourist traffic, frequents stops, pedestrians......they were lucky they just ran into a rock.

Chicken and the egg......Dodge caters to folks who tend to drive stupidly, especially on the freeway.  Drivers drive stupidly.  Dodge caters.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Laugh when bro with new Challenger automatic can’t figure out how to do a burnout.

Holy crap.....a sound take on Crosstreks on (checks url) Jalopnik?!?!! Finally someone who gets it!

So many things wrong here.....you never leave the cab if you have more than just yourself. You only need to go far enough to get the slightest amount of lift/friction redu tion from the rails/rollers and let physics do the rest.....not submerge the whole damn trailer til everything floats and hop out!

Heck....you can toss the “refresh” between 2013 and 2022 in there and just consider all 3 (2003-2020) just the same car.  Which, by the way, LOL Dodge Challenger.....

Without a major leap in design and technology (some sort of sci-fi deployable safety cell), I don’t see how this is even a moonshot goal to put out there. The physics of object moving becoming object not moving mean the rider is always at risk....

Sounds about right for someone from USD.  They make poor choices down there.  Go Jackrabbits!

Live in Texas.  Love getting people riled up by saying In N Out is better than Whataburger (both are good, but InO is better), but when the counterpoint is “Yeah, but their fries suck!” I can only just nod in agreement.....

Yeah, but did he fix the burnt out daytime running light?  (they all have a burnt out DRL)

Can’t even blame the CBS article as they seem to have it worded correctly.  Might want to make an update here.....

Reverse?  Are we sure?  Seems to be the location of the parking spots and the intact fence on the opposite side indicate something entirely different happened....

I think everyone is missing the important question......is Torch going to be required to watch this and do a write-up or forbidden from ever laying eyes on it? I can’t decide if it would be the most important piece of automotive journalism ever or the thing that finally pushes humanity over the edge and results in us…

This makes me want a new, re-imagined 959.....

I get the used market is spiking and small trucks are sought after, but......

How on earth is this anything but crack?  

Saw the teaser image yesterday and....not kidding at all....thought, “That looks like a play on the Dodge Brothers logo.  I bet Torch will have a write-up soon.”  Spent the rest of the day checking back in to see if the much needed Torch-splainer was posted and could put my inquisitive mind to rest.

And if you play as Mazepin your skill can stay steady but your dad can pay more money......

Clearly they didn’t reach the proper logical conclusion.....design all kits to be cooked in a proprietary cooking machine that costs $500 and requires a monthly service subscription.....that model would be foolproof then!

Don’t care....just hope one developer with a good sense of humor programmed Mazepin to spin at random.

For some reason the only one that stuck in my mind was the Lexus RX....why that remained while all the others were moved to the trash file of my mind is a question I best not linger on.....

I never thought it possible, but a combination of age, nerdiness, and the unflappable optimism of one David Tracy has me interested in articles concerning a 30 year old minivan.  Best of luck on the trip, David!