In fairness, “sit on our asses until Anakin’s kids come of age” sounds a lot like a plan the prequels’ Jedi order would come up with.

Tom, if you’re looking for a follow-up feature as you enter the home stretch with this one, may I suggest a year by year breakdown of the biggest film financial failures (i.e. greatest difference between budget and return). You can call it The Popcorn Chumps.

...yeah but the Bad Lady didn’t do the franchise the way I pictured it in my thinky-space.

The Final Sacrifice is a top ten MST3K episode for me, for sure

Whoa, Nelly!

Ah yes, court jesters, famously anti-political.

You’ll have to give him a moment, son. Chuck Berry has to watch a woman use the bathroom every night before he plays.

Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!

Already having flashbacks to Walk Hard.

- Isn’t it great being here, Buddy Holly?
- It sure is, Mr. Chuck Berry! People are really “rocking and rolling” to our music!
- They sure are! Mmmwhelp, I’m going to go watch a young woman defecate!
- And I’ve got a plane to catch! Hope nothing goes wrooooong... (Wink)

I’d definitely want to live in Hyrule because if you look at the side characters, almost everyone is happy. Even the timelines where the land is destroyed like Wind Waker or Breath of the Wild, like 90% of the people never let it get them down, and if they are down, odds are a nice man in green is gonna help you out…

Room for one more 😉

Anyone who wants to tell me that the sequels were worse than this flaming sack can exit

“looks like springfield’s got a discipline problem.

“Shake harder boy!”

Most musician biopics are basically just Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story only played entirely straight.

The way Wiger draws out and soaks in every “fuck” in “Monster Fuck” gets me every single time.  It’s somehow both contemptuous and delighted.

My career has nipples, Greg, how far do you think I can milk it?

Look, I love Silent Hill 2 as much as the next survival horror geek, but it has to shoulder some of the blame for a game that turns the Blair Witch into a pushy therapist, forcing you to confront your demons—and not one but two traumatic episodes from your backstory—by running in circles inside a dilapidated old…

Hope he doesn’t get mud pie all over it.