I know I should save my pity for people who aren’t multimillionaire movie stars, but I can’t help but feel kinda bad for a guy who landed such a huge life-changing acting gig only to turn in such a disappointing performance, largely for reasons outside of his control.

I’m different!

I need Aidy Bryant to be in the next season of I Think You Should Leave. I’d love to see what she can do outside of the SNL box.

CAWWWW!!!

That some kinda eastern thing?

Triples makes it safe.

Love to see a website that’s been putting out quality content for over 20 years get hollowed out by private equity vampires!

G/O Media must have gotten rid of all the copy editors after none of them would take a pay cut to move halfway across the country to a city with a much higher cost of living.

That’s what happens when people doing unique creative work get taken over by a private equity firm. The company gets hollowed out, the talent leaves, and the folks who are left running it have to figure out how to maximize clicks instead of, you know, putting out quality writing.

Dowd, I’m glad the last movie you reviewed for this site was a halfway decent one. I’ll miss your good work around here.

30 Rock did a pretty great episode where Jenna Maroney dates a member of “The Woggles” to check an item off her sexual to-do list (Yoko a band).

God the Community fandom here was out of control.

Remember when there would be hundreds of comments on a recap/review of a single TV episode on this site? And if it was for an episode of Community the number would be in the thousands? And you could look forward to a Sean O’Neal masterpiece every Friday afternoon? It’s so sad to see the AV Club going through a…

*BEADS?!*

Bees?

Seveneves rules and could make for an incredible 3- or 4-season series.

“Did you hear that?! I’m Dewey Cox’s twelve year old girlfriend!”

Real top-notch website.

The Matrix: Resurrections moves to the beat of jazz.