sentientbeard
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sentientbeard

Wow, it seems like there’s a rift happening between the Beatles.

Every writer and director who wants to make a biopic should be forced to watch Walk Hard at least 5 times before they’re allowed to proceed.

Hell yeah dude.

Paramount giving a wide release to mother! was enough to earn my respect for a lifetime.

Cum Town is also good.

The toppings contain sodium benzoate.

Slappers Only.

Alias is a SHOW about a spy...

Oh god, I need to listen to that.

It’s so good. I love hearing the mix of dread and excitement when a great CBB guest forces a bit on everyone. See also: Garry Marshall telling them his true alien name is unpronounceable and Scott Aukerman immediately replying “Is it the n-word?”

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This is as good an excuse as any to post an all-time classic Comedy Bang Bang bit, the phone call to China.

A cupcake and a candybar.

[Homer Simpson voice] No it doesn’t!

He’s fine in the prequels, and if his performance is overrated it’s probably because people latched onto one of the few things in those movies that isn’t terrible.

I wish The Last Jedi had included a scene of Luke catching up with Chewbacca and saying “Hold on a second, how the hell did you used to be friends with Yoda?”

This very feature you’re commenting on highlighted a comedy podcast hosted by two white guys, another comedy podcast hosted by two white guys, and an interview with Quentin Tarantino. Shut the fuck up.

He was, and I honestly think it still works pretty well. It helps that the scene ends up being an in-movie simulation, but 19 year old Robert Downey Jr still looks very convincing.

I’ve been meaning to watch this because I love PFT and enjoy a lot of the other actors in this, but those are some terribly edited promos.