sentientbeard
Sentient Beard
sentientbeard

I’ve loved Daniel Bruhl ever since I saw him in Joyeux Noel, a lovely film about the Christmas Eve truce in World War I. If you thought he was good in Civil War, definitely check that one out.

I want to skip straight to the first-person shooter game inspired by the John Mulaney Bond movie.

The ad for Thursday Boots a couple of weeks ago was unreal.

I’m going to keep recommending Cum Town in the comments until Podmass recognizes it.

“What are you all doing in here?”
“We’re wearing feather boas, Elton. And you don’t want no part of this shit!”

That’s funny, my dad is 76 and the least picky eater I’ve ever known, but the *one* food he refuses to eat is bell peppers. It’s so weird that he never grew out of it.

MacGruber begs to differ.

I agree that WHAS: First Day of Camp was excellent, but only one of the actors can accurately be described as bloated. Most of them aged really well.

Yes! That “magical nitro” segment in Castlevania 64 isn’t that tough once you get the hang of it, but it’s such a weird and unexpected limitation.

I love Breath of the Wild to death, but it has extremely uneven boss difficulty.

Personally I think Lost Skeleton of Cadavera is fun, but that’s because it feels like an affectionate parody.

I don’t have anything clever to say, this looks like dog shit.

What are you talking about? You’ve got Australian, German-Irish, Scottish and American all in one photo!

Nick actually had some pretty good things to say about Nanette.

For me it’s a toss-up between any of the original Star Wars movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or Mystery Science 3000: The Movie. Those pretty much defined my elementary and middle school years.

Each moment of drama will be padded out to 150 minutes.

Based on my experience with my band, that sounds about right. Recording an album is 10% recording, 20% listening to what you’ve recorded and talking with the producer, and 70% sitting around noodling on your instruments going “What about if we did it like this?”

Beddie Vedder.