Oh, his son is WAAAAAAY worse.

I’m imagining him doing the dorky finger-guns like Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3.

Would you say that you’re... *accidentally reads script notes out loud* “DISAPPOINTED!!!”

This show sucks, man.

This is me counting the ways in which you’re wrong.

Heynong man.

Not to brag, but I could tell that all of the passengers and terrorists were played by professional actors.

wtf is starz lol

Hello.

Yes sir.

Guess what dipshit, my beard oil only costs $15 a bottle. Also I live 60 miles from the nearest city and I wear cheap clothes. Perhaps next you’d like to accuse me of owning an expensive bike? You’re really on a roll here.

The best Jeopardy players know when to guess. I still remember watching Ken Jennings’ legendary run, and you could sometimes tell on his face when he was just betting on hazy memories and word association.

I can’t imagine how good it feels to ace an entire category on that show.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball...

I only knew the fair catch one, and might have guessed the option play based on context clues if I hadn’t already read the answer in the article.

I enjoyed The League more than most, and I didn’t *hate* Taco, but every time he showed up I felt like I was watching a circa-2005 viral video come to life.

One of these days I need to re-listen to the Oh Golly and Oh Golly You Devil two-part saga.

The cast is pretty great all around, but she and Jameela Jamil are especially delightful.

It’s not really an issue because I only use my Switch to play Zelda and I like the standard Joy Con grip controller just fine... but man, $65 still seems like an insane price just for a second controller.

It’s not really an issue because I only use my Switch to play Zelda and I like the standard Joy Con grip controller…

I read about folks using mayo instead of butter, so I decided to try using a house dressing my local sandwich shop sells. It’s mostly mayo, with some mustard and other spices added. I spread it on sourdough, melted some sharp cheddar, and it was amazing.