I think that last sentence in your post is the best reason I’ve heard.

I think I remember reading something (possibly on Quora) about how lightsabers have a ton of rotational inertia despite their light weight, so swinging one is like trying to turn a gyroscope and it takes Force-assisted strength and precision to use one correctly. Which would make sense if Star Wars were sci-fi and not…

What’s the deal with non-Force users not using lightsabers? We know it’s not impossible, but is it just too difficult for normal folks to wield them precisely without cutting themselves? Or is it more that they’re just super rare and hard to make, and Jedi and the Sith are good at not letting them fall into other…

And Marvel canceled the event so quickly. It was amazing, I think they Milkshake Duck’d themselves.

The “two fighters against a Star Destroyer?” guy will be very happy to read this comment.

UNCLE MIKE!

“A two-time Cable Ace Award nominee and three-time Tony… Shalhoub sex partner...”
-Jenna Maroney, on herself

Does Ken Jennings count as a celebrity?

The PC game adaptation was pretty great.

A good friend of mine has had multiple bouts with kidney stones. It sucks. You have my sympathy.

Agreed. I prefer a thick stew-like chili with ground beef and beans and onions, but I’ll happily eat any kind of chili if the weather is right and it’s within my spicy-but-not-too-spicy window.

It’s true, they do have good forks.

As far as I know, he’s still co-hosting Weekend Update with Michael Che.

This is true. And the production on ‘Hunter The Hungry Is Gon Eat’ is fantastic.

I still think you’re a jerk, but that was a great comeback.

Oh my god, that funeral scene might be the hardest she’s ever made me laugh, which is saying A LOT.

I know plenty of non-religious (even anti-religious) people who still hated it.

Thanks! I’ll definitely be trying this soon.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

Really? I don’t know much about baking but that doesn’t seem like it should work. How does the final product compare to the version where you follow the package directions?