**reluctantly delivers high five**

You know he did.

The question shouldn’t even be is it still acceptable, it should be “is it funny?” In this case it seems like it’s too dumb and random to be funny.

I’m sad that this never gets old for me.

Not as tired as people with AIDS, amirite??

I....don’t see the problem.

Why is belief in the justice system all or nothing? I think it’s totally fucked but it’s also not like we can just get rid of it. Um what I’m saying is I mostly agree with what you said, except for that part. 

I’m not sure any group has a corner on the market of assholery. 

“Lifelike facial expressions” ehhhh that might be overselling it. 

“Colored” is more archaic than offensive. Like something your grandma would say. A better analogy would be the word ‘cunt’ in the US vs. Britain. 

Agreed, I’m not sure why everyone is so preemptively down on this. In the hands of the right writers, this could be a rich world to explore some heavy ideas. 

I know, it’s great!

Yeah, but that’s not the AVC. I’ve been posting on and off for...damn, 9 years now, and I keep getting kicked back to the grays. 

Great Shot, Internet!

I think part of the problem is that in other countries, it’s a good bet that the person that the cops are dealing with is also very unlikely to be carrying a firearm, so things don’t escalate the way they do here. 

I think part of the problem is that good cops burn out. I work with a woman who quit her job as a cop because she had an incident where she almost had to shoot a pregnant woman (woman was fleeing a crime and started reaching for something in her bag, my co-worker is like if this lady pulls out a weapon I have to shoot…

If you don’t know who Jerry Falwell was, consider yourself lucky.

That’s not their protocol though. I don’t think the aim of your average cop is actually that good (because target shooting is really hard). 

I think that’s what people use Twitter for? I dunno.

I signed up for Twitter and then never used it, and I feel OK with that decision.