The massive recent layoffs at my editing focused company do not make me optimistic

I might be motivated to invent some conspiracy theories about sandwiches, that’s a good point.

I’m ashamed to say I clicked expecting this

I wish I cared about anything this much.

What’s wrong with my side part??

Hi, it’s on Prime Video now

Because they’re not a time traveler

Not Alice Cooper! Nooooo

Oh dude I forgot about the transporter scene--that’s an automatic PG right there. 

I know this is bad and serious but man, when I say I raced down to the comments to see if anyone had noticed this...

“Well known asshole doesn’t get along with others!”

It would be nice if he rose from the dead. He was in a vampire movie, so maybe?

I dunno if maybe you are thinking of Gen Z, but I wasn’t taught any of that at any point and certainly not in university. 

True, but you know Judy meant literally in the toilet, because that’s her style. 

Is it basically White Lotus without the satire at this point?

Wait seriously? I thought John Small Berries was making an Eastern Promises joke. 

It’s bigger than a normal phone, see?

I didn’t even watch the show, only followed the reviews here like a creeper in an alley watching a dumpster burn, and I was like “so Miranda’s #1, yes?”

I even watched with the subtitles on the only time I’ve seen it! My mom is HOH and I grew up with them always on, so I feel kind of naked without them. It didn’t seem to improve the experience. 

Parody of a Nolan film is the perfect description—I think it was around the scene where the lady was describing how the bullets worked that I was like “holy shit, this is the real life version of the South Park making fun of Nolan movies”