Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

Tomorrow’s article: The Top AV Club commentors talking about their favorite AV Club comments.

He is neither the hero we want or deserve.

You just destroyed The AV Club with a single masterful comment!

Yeah?

Oh Ezra, hon, bless your heart. The suit not coming out of a ring on his finger is the least of the problems with that costume and ‘lore’ of this version of The Flash.

This has got to be the most stupid person on the internet... and I’ve seen some dumbasses.

Adult Swim has been doing bumpers unconnected to the shows they air for many, many years. Why are so many places all of the sudden going, “Rick and Morty’s creators totally destroyed GoT!”

Yes, apparently all the ruckus you AV folks made about how ugly Kinja is has spurred some renovations.

“Is this thing on?”

You ever notice how Ayn Rand is obsessed with trains? You hear about this? These folks know. She’s crazy about the trains. I say hey Ayn how about you find another way to RAIL against the government! Am I right folks? Is this thing on? Don’t check. I don’t need help. I’ll do it myself. It is on. I guess the…

It makes Disqus look good and that’s fucking hard

You stole my (grayed out) joke.

Kinja mostly sucks but not that hard, ok?

Pssst. Hey, Shkreli. Know what would really piss people off? Buy the AVClub and get rid of Kinja. Journalists hate that one weird trick.

99p isn’t 99¢. Different currencies have different values!

I see you’ve encountered the “Publish button that seemingly does nothing” issue.

“It’s no secret that, even for 1997, the original Berserk anime looked bad.”

It is bananas that this post, in this tone specifically, exists.