Kayfabe died for me the day the local paper reported on the Duggan/Iron Sheik traffic stop.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

There is a story in KC about him being pulled over after a station party. Cops find him drunk with a young coworker, pants at his feet. He gets out of the car with his pants still down, tiny pecker looking like a cocktail weenie in a forest, and berates the cops about how famous he is. His wife subsequently leaves…

let me assure you, this guy will never understand why anyone would question his take in the first place. 

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

Any chance Jeff Van Gundy could get banned from all future NBA games as well?

The Hut Fumble

They’re also incredibly snobbish about bike frames, bike parts, and they thumb their nose if you make the fatal mistake of being in conversation with one of them and disclosing your bike is just a regular bike you got from a store and not a Frankenstein you put together yourself with the best parts ebay has to offer.…

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

He might want to freeze some semen before game 2, because Draymond and his foot are coming for his fertility.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

If this doesn’t end with Kyle Lowry and Pascal Siakam barricading themselves in Kawhi’s home while Steve Ballmer frantically drives around looking for his address, I’m going to be sorely disappointed.

I never saw this before today:

In a cruel twist, MLB’s Statcast was down, so the numbers behind Vogelbach’s dinger are unavailable.

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

he should be summarily fired for being an incompetent police officer.