Magee reminds me of playing with my He-Man action figures and trying to “naturally” move the stiff limbs around.

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Me: Please. Aubrey Huff doesn’t have any fans.

I’m just continuously tickled that FOX is apparently the last to know that WWE’s ratings are getting flushed down the hopper like a stinky, stanky nugget. I swear that the only reason they gave Vince a billion dollars for SmackDown is because they heard WWE had Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey on payroll (“Hey, I think…

Fans: we’re tired of your stale plot beats, pushing bad talent, partnerships with literally oppressive regimes and abuse of talent. What are you going to do about this?
Vince:

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

If you booted up a video game and tried to achieve that combination in one game playing Sandoval’s avatar, how difficult would it be?

Every team gets three substitutions they can use for any player at any point in a match. If a goalie is injured or gets a red card the team will burn a substitution to bring on their backup goalie. What happens on occasion is that a goalie will be injured or red carded after all three subs have been made, which leaves…

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

The peculiar thing about Gotham is that despite supposedly being a massive Batman origin story, the actual Batman stuff was always the weakest part.

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

She has quite the “murder trial era” Phil Spector thing going on.

While she was originally the focus of the rebranded/refocused women’s division along with Charlotte Flair, she’s long been out of the title picture.

I once whipped my uncle’s ass at Tekken 3 in front of all of my cousins. Like a week later, his son starts acting up at school and at home. I don’t think it was a coincidence: his kids lost all respect for him.

What this country needs is fewer hand jobs and more hand careers.

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Oh shit...This whole thing was just a snowglobe Bran kept looking at.