If you’re not taking a dump on someone else’s dime you aren’t living life properly.  Those of you that have hangups about public washrooms need to get over yourselves and accept this truth.

That reversal of the out-of-bounds call and the foul called on Guy while he clearly was tripped by his own teammate affected this game. Unacceptable refereeing, especially after the missed double dribble in the previous game against Auburn.

Ronda Rousey’s “intense scary face” is the most ridiculous thing in entertainment.  She looks like me struggling to do my own taxes.

“That’s one steamed ham!” - Albany, NY residents

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“One does not simply fall in to Ankh-Morpork River.” ~ Ned Stark, Throne of the Rings

Well, LYFT always wanted to fuk UBER, so I guess they found the best way possible! “Ha Ha.  Try to get public now, losers”

Poor tackle that causes a minor concussion? “Fuck the NFL!!!”

Lo Cain to the rescue.  Never gets old.

Long ago, the Deadspin website was founded by a charming moppet named Will. Will loves the Cardinals dearly. I think the people who write for Deadspin take great joy in ripping the Cardinals for that reason mainly, but also because Cardinals fans are the worst in baseball, yet they consistently misidentify themselves a…

Short version: their fans.

it’s a matter of principle

That’s not very Smooth.

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

there’s more incentive to steal losses from teams that seem out of reach for this race. Gentry appears to be pioneering a new way to maneuver the standings through failure in a way we’ll all look back and think of as visionary in a decade’s time.

Okay, “Thunder punch the turkey” got me.

He’s vulnerable Chris. Foul him. Not like put him on the line, but step on his big toe. Repeatedly. Stay on that big toe. He tries to go up and Thunder punch the turkey? No. You’re on his big toe. He sets a screen. Boom big toe, and the same one. You have to be innovative 

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.

I just couldn’t stop thinking about the worst game of prison basketball in the history of prisons or basketball if Ian stops playing to watch every single plane take of from O’hare.