If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

I think you’re right about everything except this particular interview. Because in this particular interview, we’re all laughing at this stupid motherfucker for trying to cry his way outta this shit. And applauding Gayle for not giving him any applause for his acting performance.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

I might be a little disturbed, but I think everyone should be down with the thickness.

Projection:

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

This ain’t gonna work out the way some of y’all think it will.

I’m glad they pointed out the part about the guys having to trudge through a draining ditch to get anywhere to eat. The absolute last things those suburban office complexes are designed for is pedestrian traffic, as anyone who has ever been near one can attest. 

Something Office Space and King of the Hill have that none of their successors share is a real sense of suburban America. As good as The Office (USA) or anything else cited in the article are, they still feel like shows made in California and written by people who went to ivy league schools. Judge really knows how to…

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

John Elway runs the Broncos the way Homer Simpson groaned at the mere prospect of owning them, when Hank Scorpio gave him the team.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

of course, if an awesome block requires a Steph Curry move to avoid, that just proves that it was an awesome block.

Not a good sign when you spike a ball in to the stands and it doesn’t come within thirty feet of hitting anyone.

Why does this feel like one of those comments that’s going to get 450 responses and no fewer than 12 death threats?

welcome back

It’s only going to get worse. Just wait till ALL of Trump’s america get their tax returns back;

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

That makes only slightly less sense than Trashcan Man or possibly God.