“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Boomers hating this new ‘Boomers thing’ after shit talking Millennials for the last decade and a half is actually peak Boomer.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“They did it toooooooo” is the retort of a five year old. Players who lie to umps to change the game suck. On any team, at any time. Especially when there are a shot load of cameras around that will prove they lied.

When interviewed after the game Dravecky said that he would be willing to “give my left arm” to get that play back.

I mean, rough start for Strasburg though. (By the standards of this series) he got absolutely rocked. Dude didn’t even carry a no-hitter into the MIDDLE innings. 

“The league office did not buzz in to try and influence the refs!” - Rudy Giuliani

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

As a person in attendance at this debacle, the crowd's favorite play was when Andy Reid decided his 21 total rushing yards was proof positive that a running play on 4th and 2 was the winning call. 

Levi’s sadness reminds me of no one being upset that Barney visits the burlesque house on “The Simpsons.”

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

To be fair, all he has to do is ask himself what his brother would do, and then not do that.

Who exactly was clamoring for this?

You’re going to start a war. You know this, right?