I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

You forgot the most damning statistic of them all -

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

You can stop writing about the A’s. Greenwell can’t hurt you anymore. 

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Yeah, I remember rooting for him to figure it out while he was on the Cubs, and I’m glad that he seems to have done it.  This is the hitter we all thought he could be.

“But he’s done nothing in his young career but show he’s worth building an offense around”

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

Kauffman stadium is one of my favorite ballparks to watch a game. Even though it’s a 1970's design, it was done so without football in mind, so the seats are optimized for baseball viewing. The renovation they did five or six years ago improved amenities and the fan experience. The concessions are generally local,…

Ned Yost as Walmart greeter is really on-point.

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

Damn it, Jerry!

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.