THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

Damn, I miss my mom. Doesn’t matter how old you get- in every man there is a little boy that needs his mother.

Touché. Or as Trump would say, touch.

I refuse to believe it. Burt Reynolds cannot die. He just... drove away.

Got halfway through your prologue before I started worrying about Barry having to delete every extra space in this exceptionally long Jamboroo.

This is the most interesting thing to happen to the Detroit Tigers in the last two seasons.

He also wrote the op-ed.

Mmm. That’s good kinja.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

“He was only texting to get directions on how to stay away from there.” - Tom Izzo

I both want him to die and, in death, to truly understand that no one will miss him and that the line to piss on his grave will never, ever shorten or stop.

The NFL still needs to explain the penalty the refs called on the Chiefs’ Tanoh Kpssasgnon when he sacked the quarterback. Somehow, this was considered “roughing the passer”.

Brady only communicates on an old school landline, believing that a cellular telephone with disrupt his thetan energy or something

I read this whole post and it makes me so happy to be old (mid 40s) and not know who any of these people are, or care. Well written, though.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

I for one welcome this new Bravespin website. 

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.