This is either nonsense or one of the best articles I’ve ever read on here... someone help me?

Once upon a time, Simmons really was a unique voice. He was funny and insightful and unlike anything else on ESPN or elsewhere. But he’s been lapped by people who are better, edgier, and funnier.

When I wrote this, I was stressed out knowing that I was going to forget an important character. I’ve no excuse for missing Bubbles. Twenty lashes for me.

I love The Wire. Season 4 will always be the best. We can debate, but you’ll be wrong.

Me too.

I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

You should buy a computer with a monitor so you could watch a video before commenting on it. Not saying you’re wrong or anything. Obviously, the guy with the sterling reputation isn’t doing anything wrong. They’re just picking on him.

This would have been really great if you would’ve changed more than just the headline at the bottom. Maybe photoshop Drew’s face in there or something.

WHO SAID SHONEY’S?! WHO SUMMONED BIG POPPA PUMP, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY?!

You try walking 50 feet after you’ve just eaten 3 fiesta taco bowls and 5 Big Macs.  

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

Nah. That’s legit. The protocol specifies that one UNC be on each sideline, and they’re there to prevent teams from interfering with an independent diagnosis. The league and the union jointly select the UNCs, too. Look, no one’s going to pretend a protocol or a UNC will prevent brain trauma in a game so violent. But…

She’s never going to topple this one:

Who benefited from the call? The Patriots.

ALSO: -Richard Spencer getting socked in the face -Jake Tapper taking down everyone - The producers of LA LA LAND apoplectically returning their Best Picture Oscar to Moonlight. - The Crown, Dammit - All Baseball Playoff Series, including the WS (maybe the best WS in the modern era) -ICARUS

I think the reason it felt so believable to WoW players is because HOLY SHIT were there some stupid people playing that game. We’ve all experienced the joy of a Leeroy in our group at least once.