Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Yes, if there’s one thing we know about Gael it’s that he never tries risky shots in a real match.

Did I miss something? I don’t get it.

Don’t look him up, just trust me on this.

@donovanjmcnabb Who wants to CUM with me to see my attorney?

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

This is the only place anyone should check for news about Donald Trump’s approval rating:

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

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It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

Huh, I would have thought the ‘roid rage would have subsided by now, but apparently I was wrong.

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

Starred for the whistle 🤣

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

Is that the same as “ping me”?

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Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

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Oh fuck off. You managed to be the only actor on Justified to give a terrible performance. That takes a lot of effort, given how everyone gives great performances on Justified.