I hope he throws for 70 TDs his rookie year and shakes his dick at the camera after every single one.

Watching Bartolo throw that two-seamer was like when Homer was on the treadmill when Mulder and Scully visited Springfield.

Watching him throw that two-seamer was like watching Homer on the treadmill when Mulder and Scully visited Springfield.

Remarkable - Katie Nolan even manages to be unfunny in a reply all snowball.

Is calling a football “The Duke” the new stupid thing now?

It sounds like something that people associated with the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE would say.

Obligatory “Tyus Edney” reference.

Me no math good numbers make.

10 movies nominated for “Best Picture” - I’ve only HEARD of one of them (I actually saw “Get Out”, because woke).

10% is actually higher than most years.

“The longest four seconds of my life.”

- Chris Del Bosco, and Jenni Early when I lost my v-card

He definitely kicked Turner in the balls immediately thereafter.

30-second ad for Google Chromebook?

Pass.

Just like in Madden, the wheel route is unstoppable and indefensible.

The casual mention at 3:36 that Arnold Schwarzenegger was that dude’s strength coach was the highlight for me.

The stare at the 0:05 mark kills me.

Isn’t the standard defense of the family “Only God can judge me”?

You’re a good dad - and it was refreshing to hear that I wasn’t the only one who:

No love for Bunk, either?

Needs more Teen Wolf to reach peak Simmons.

Counterpoint - that dick ain’t gonna suck itself.

What dunk?