The miracle isn’t that he hasn’t gotten hurt yet.

I don’t have a dog in the fight...but the Chiefs got FUCKED in that game.

I had never heard the term “RPO” until this column.

Men’s Wearhouse

There’s NO WAY the person inside the mascot costume goes to BYU.

Ambrose was the leader of the first iteration of the Shield.

Rollins was labeled “The Architect”, but Ambrose was the front man.

The WORST thing about the kick returners is that after being pile-driven into the turf at the 17, they pop right back up with a grimace and slapping the ball - maybe even doing a little hop of frustration.

Damn, Daniel.

“Sounds like steam escaping.”

John’s two-year old is 30 fucking pounds?

What the fuck is he feeding him? Buckshot?

The Pluto truthers are going to eat your insides, Barry.

“Ticket to Ride” is a glaring omission - and it’s one that doesn’t take forever, but still requires a little strategy. Also, it’s easy enough for my kids to play, which allows me to smoke them on the regular.

Lemme save everyone the time -

How many dudes named Ryan cheer for the Colts?

I thought Deadspin couldn’t sink any lower since they went all e-sports, all the time.

I actually learned something from the “WYTS” series -

Maybe the best musical accompaniment choice ever made.

There’s no such thing as a “good prankster”.

I will give the ultimate compliment as a Royals’ fan to a guy who just brutalized our squad for 3+ years.

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