Cool Runnings

eSports would like a word with you.

Hot take -

This is not relevant at all to the story other than to show what a douche Whitlock is, but...

This happened to the Royals a few years ago. Crazy.

If I win, will you promise to never post another Esports story on Deadspin again?

INSTANT SIX TO MIDNIGHT

Dumb question - he’s already in jail for life for the first murder. If he’s convicted, will this add anything? Can he be subject to the death penalty (I think Massachusetts still has that, right?)?

There’s a meme in wrestling of Vince McMahon that says “Why? Because FUCK YOU, that’s why!”

Not a dunk - that’s an emphatic forward finger roll.

Needs more fanny pack.

Today I was headed for a parking spot, when someone pulled the ol’ “take it from you because the person vacating the spot reversed and blocked you” move.

Since I’ve recently hit 40, the “old man yells at cloud” in me thinks that if I were playing with this kid in my fat guy Sunday night league, and he kept cherry-picking like that over and over again, eventually I would put him through the wall.

How come the media always asks Trump/Spicer/Conway open-ended, run-on questions? This allows them to tap dance their way around a simple “yes” or “no”, or to give a definitive response to an inquiry.

With all the Ted Cruz stuff since the Grayson Allen post, my perception (and some others on Twitter, etc) is that Marchman and Deadspin are self-important, thin-skinned or lacking an ability to laugh at themselves.

Is Marchman going to take Tim Kennedy up on his offer?

I am also sick of the announcers crediting Belichick of “inventing” the whole “kickoff to start the game so they can score at the end of the first half and then open the second half with a score” strategy.

Just reading and remembering that made my hands sweaty and my stomach turn.

I thought Cousins played in Boston?!

I only read the title of the article, and I knew that “Only God can judge me” would be used at least twice.