An entire email with just a link to the Madonna song was inspired.

Stealing important games the right way

No snark, no comedy - just genuine relief that he’s trying to get help.

When we were in college, TNN was starting to show reruns of “The Dukes of Hazzard”, so we dubbed our house “The Boars Nest”.

My favorite Chili Davis story happened during his short stint with the Royals back in 1997.

I don’t think “Brian Snitker” would’ve been my guess if you’d given me a million chances to name the Braves’ manager.

The glorious day we’ve all been waiting for is FINALLY here.

4...more...losses...to...go...

Serious question - why do they not have to tell you why you’re being arrested? That seems like something all parties involved would need to know.

You have runners (and their Instagram posts of their miles traveled, time and route) at an INSANELY low mark.

Harper’s column is like a hot take Mad Lib

I really wish I was as funny as Katie Nolan thinks she is.

I ASK MICHAEL later what it feels like when he sacks a superstar like Newton. “It’s like lovemaking,” he says. “Every season, it comes to that one climax. It’s like” — Michael pauses, rolls his eyes back into his head and emits a noise that sounds like the throaty gasp of a goat that’s just been slaughtered.

Your sports talk radio show is Crusty and The Swine on 730, The Sports Abattoir

I’m pretty sure Michelle Obama could throw her hat into the ring as a 3rd-party candidate and walk away with 458%* of the popular vote right now.

I owned this. I regret nothing.

“#7 and #8 aren’t dunks.”

“Judy, get Mjolnir out of storage.”

- Roger Goodell

Oh, man. Been there.