Dear Zeke and the Cowboys.

This....this is fucking ridiculous.

My first beer was a Bud Light on my first day of college. My first beer turned into several beers....and then shots....then making out with Susie Macke on the dance floor....and then waking up shirtless in the sand volleyball court the next morning with some upperclassmen ladies assisting me to my feet and asking me…

1980 - the “Miracle on Ice”

The Challenger explosion. My teacher, Mrs. Robinson, taped it on BETA and wheeled it into our kindergarten class to watch.

You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart rips in two

My two favorite teams are the Royals and whoever beats the Cardinals.

Ah, the ol’ “Cuppa Cheez!” red card.

*Reports to HR*

That seems to be Patrick Redford’s M.O. -

Just...like....Drew...mentioned? In the body of the article?

“Probably not the first time he’s gotten to first base with two dudes.”

That was a real 20-to-1 shot there

What’s the most annoying thing parents yell at kid’s games?

Thanks for stopping by, Sill Bimmons!

Alex Gordon gets sent home in the 9th inning of Game 7 of the 2014 Series, tying the game. Salvador Perez follows up with a walkoff, clinching home run to vanquish Bumgardner and the Giants.

“slake” is such an underused word.

Denton vs. Thiel in a real fist fight - who wins?

Liam Gallagher, everybody.

J.R. Smith missed him 11 times.