Fewer commas. FEWER!

You went into a bathroom that didn't match your biological sex and the alarm didn't sound and you weren't immediately covered in spiders?

All I can say here, is that I hope that John Diggle's middle name is Stewart. :)

The trailer for Iron Man 3 was the best part of the Mandarin's plan.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY????

Cor blimey guvnah! There're only two accents in England: Cockerney and Posh! It's a jawly 'awliday wif Mary Pawpins!

Man, these liberal Popes we get nowadays, with their, "Jesus loves everyone," and their "Don't annihilate all of humanity with nuclear fire."

I hear she knows the release date to HL3, actually. But in order to talk to her, you also have to get Mew from that truck by SS Anne.

Megatron needs to be at the 5 spot over Krang. Megatron is 35 feet tall. Plus Krang has no deep post game.

White Decepticons can't jump...

Just think about the teleporter version of the sext. People would be drunken naked booty teleporting into their friends/ bosses/ places of employment! Oh that nasty teleportation!

To be fair, he actually reacted with less drama than the entire Internet did.

I would really prefer he include a new kind of scientist.

*Theme from 2001 plays*

Damnit, "Ebenezer Elliott" was going to be my MC name. Now what nom de plume will I give when I wish to inform someone that they have been, in fact, served?