The people who have complained to me about Superman being boring and uninteresting are all exclusively people who haven’t read Superman comics. I’m not saying that all people who dislike Superman are speaking out of ignorance, and this is purely anecdotal, but all of my experiences of people complaining about how…

MY wife asked me the other day “Do you ever wish you could go out dating again?”

See, this is why I only have imaginary boyfriends now.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

No doubt some of you are wondering why intelligent robots have different genders.

No, no you can’t. If you aren’t nourished well as a child, then you go to a public school because your parents can’t afford private, and that school is facing ever-increasing budget cuts so you have to share out-of-date books with other classmates, so that you enter adult life with a garbage education having failed to…

My GF is from Alaska (an island in Alaska no less). Apparently people there did this. They’d leave the door unlocked in case you needed to hide from a bear (Grizzly or Kodiak, they usually did get Polars in their town) and leave the keys in it, in the visor, glovebox or ignition, in case someone needed to borrow it.

Hey, Tobias! How are the other Animorphs?

Also you dont want to get krill all up in you. That attracts whales. You want to get eaten by a whale?

You went into a bathroom that didn't match your biological sex and the alarm didn't sound and you weren't immediately covered in spiders?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY????

I hear she knows the release date to HL3, actually. But in order to talk to her, you also have to get Mew from that truck by SS Anne.

See rule 12. That's the first thing that came to your mind. What other ways could someone be the opposite of Hercules? Instead of a weak girl, how about a weak man? Maybe the king Eurystheus, to whom he was enslaved. How about a strong woman, like Queen Hippolyta or Hera? Hercules was bisexual, so maybe his nemesis is…