For some reason, this just made my day. Thanks for posting it!

Convinced that he had discovered a bona fide fountain of youth...

I get the same thing but with my right eye, combined with a sort of deadness on my right side. I was only 15 or so when it started, and thought I was having a stroke, which was a tad scary.

I think it's Jazz, not Bucky.

He is, in the best way, the sleaziest dude in the galaxy. DAT CAPE.