Same stories from my grandma who raised 7 kids. Also most of her family is lactose intolerant so the cheese didn’t help much. My dad told me once that he was given some sort of aptitude test when he was little that had really basic, but culturally specific questions on it, including “What color is a banana.” He said…

If you’re into comfy little dive bars with good beers and whiskey, Plaza Midwood has a nice collection of those. Central Ave has a ton of good South East Asian and Central American restaurants. If you’re into hiphop and breakdancing, check out Monday nights at Snug Harbor (Knocturnal) or go to Salud for hip hop yoga,…

But she is apparently unaware of that since she clearly didn’t give a shit about her boyfriends’ actual perspectives.

I remember getting this for my birthday and not playing for like a month because I couldn’t get past the stupid art. I knew it had to be trash. It’s one of my favorite childhood games.

Yeah, when I got ceramic claws I was like “well these are gonna suck.” Then I inferred based on the high-tech setting that high end ceramic is a thing. And then I bothered my engineer dad with a bunch of questions about materials. Thanks Phantasy Star!

Yeah, I actually prefer for someone to make a suggestion because I hate going back and forth about where to meet. I will usually message someone, have a quick 5-10 message convo then say something like “Do you want to go to X pizza place Saturday?” Then they can say “Actually, I’m allergic to cheese, let’s do…

Yep, that worked out well.

I really want this to be a movie.

Gotta love that Simpler Times beer.

Exactly. By the last season, his character wasn’t very important and the other characters were actually ignoring him. There were several lines mentioning the fact that he had nothing important to do. If his character isn’t that important anymore and he’s making shoots hard and getting paid a lot, why keep him?

Wow, I never knew I needed a gang of telepathically controlled leopards, but here we are.

I was thinking of trying it with better than bouillion’s mushroom paste.

Yeah, I’ve definitely met this kind of person. Often brags about “being really honest” or just “an asshole, but at least I keep it REAL.” They make women uncomfortable and tend to piss off potential male friends over petty stuff. Claims that being polite or compassionate is being “fake.”

Yes, thanks for this great explanation. I live in another very spread out city and I’ve managed by working uptown, living 2 miles away in a neighborhood where I can walk to the store/restaurant/bar/friends’ houses. So I use a mix of biking, walking, bus, and Lyft to get around cheaper than I would with a car. Plus,…

The 90s were rife with weird fusion fuckshit.

For. Real. I drove a Cavalier for years and whenever something stopped working, I didn’t even bother to fix it if it couldn’t be fixed with a screwdriver. Those cars are basically made of Lego and you can pop parts on and off at will. I frequently went to Pull-A-Part and got a giant list of Cavaliers/Sunfires (they…

Just choked on my own tongue, thanks for that.

Stop it, don’t make me cry at work!

If you go to one of the native-run spots in Charlotte and ask for iced tea, you will get sweet tea, regardless. Diddy might get into Bojangles though.