So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

Come on guys, we all know that a real analyst would never break down specific coverage and personnel in incredible detail, he would just say it’s about “who wants it more.”

You just know O’Brien is going to chew his butt out for that answer — “‘I’ll have to look at the tape’ is good enough!”

at least he didn’t end up a Jet or a Brown?

And don't forget the pick the Chiefs used to get Mahomes was acquired from the fucking Bills, so he could have been ruined too had not Andy Reid pulled the trigger on a draft day trade.

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

First hint that staging an outdoor marathon in Dubai was a bad idea:

I think the most powerful indictment I can muster against the Christian Right is that the more power they acquire, the more sincerely I wish that this country followed Jesus’ teachings. I don’t necessarily know how I feel about religion, but in the words of Winston from Ghostbusters, I love Jesus’ style.

He even just had to shut up until friggin monday...then he would have gotten the Signing Bonus. But he couldnt keep his mouth shut for 14 days. And that in a time he already has burned two Teams and had a lawsuit on his back..

If you see something, and you have the savvy and insight of a psychiatrist, say something.

I feel the leadership of Penn State was totally, outrageously attacked over this. I think they’re blameless.

Throwing a borderline illegal block before wiping out your own punt returner just before the punt hits you in the back is the kind of high motor hustle that gives the Jets war room a collective semi.

Bill Hicks died 20 years ago and a lot of his stuff hasn't aged all that well. But by all means, use his materials as a shortcut for your own original thinking.

Little-known WMAC Masters trivia:

Anyone else watch the show WMAC Masters? It was like AG, only completely scripted “fights” between karate masters with awful character names. They even gave the fighters health bars and like...special moves. Truly terrible TV, I loved it. 

It’s the human interest/background stories that usually kill attempts to mimic this. American Ninja Warrior goes a little too far for me into this but they still at least manage to cram enough obstacles inthat I can watch it when my parents are visiting or something. Things like the American Gladiators reboot had to…

Gina Carano as a Gladiator was about the only thing the 2008 revival did right. God, what can’t Hulk Hogan ruin?

I feel this way about Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) and American Ninja Warrior. I liked the Japanese version more because it balanced odd ball goofiness with actually amazing shit. Knowing that there’d be 10-15 guys who were comedians or a dude in a diaper who immediately eat shit, is always fun and it adds a balance to…