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The neighborhood kids use to chew on asphalt tar, including myself. We were too poor to afford bubble gum. It was like Christmas when they repaved the city streets.

Zim: Will you listen to the evil robot boy who destroyed Santa, or will you listen to... the Easter Platypus?

If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

Not even Deadpool.

Maybe so, but when you start getting up into the 900 bucks, dedicated equipment starts coming into the picture. I have never heard a sound bar sound as good as a 500 receiver and a set of 500 speakers.

480p in a future patch. Right now it's -1080p. So low resolution that it can only be viewed on a non-euclidean monitor.

Yeah just realized I didn't read your post right cuz you didn't put a comma haha my bad :P

Because you can only be game critic if you agree with every other game critic?

OH MY GOD WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS I HAVE A SPLITTER AT THE OFFICE I AM DOING THIS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I'M SUCH A FAILURE

A Modest Proposal: Use an HDMI splitter to output the XboxOne to two locations: one is your TV and the other is... the Xbox One's HDMI-in port. Infinite Xboxes.

Yeah, that should totally work. "Xbox | Watch TV" (to get to the 360) "Snap party". boom.

Welp, this is too meta for me.

Yeah, I love Pitfall, but its a piece of shit compared to Uncharted 2.

All the pedophiles will switch to Wolfram Alpha, where they'll get vector-drawings of this stuff and statistical analysis of the probability of their getting shivved in prison once captured.

Um, *snort* I believe the quote is "None. None more black". Gawd. Some people.

but...but...I've had that thing since forever...I can't say goodbye....I'll be sadz...

Cancelling X1 preorder.

Fucking click bait title........dam it Mike! So many other posters to this site I would expect this from, but you?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME FAHEY!!!!!!!!! =)