If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

About a year ago, I pulled up to a stoplight in my car and looked to my left and saw Bill on one of these custom bikes. I rolled down the window and said, “Bill, you’re the man! Heard you [calling a college basketball game] on ESPN last night, good stuff.” In reality, his call of the game was horrendous, but the…

No means no Ben, you’re not playing.