Great article. Very serendipitous - I’m reading Stephen King’s The Long Walk right now. It’s basically this race except when you quit you’re killed. I suppose that is where this is all headed.

“There is not a crime.” - My ass. They’ve been married 70 years, she’s 84 and he’s 94. Do the math.

BLL??? No fucking way. But my hat’s off to those fucked up malt beverage drinks that hit us in the 2000s like liquid crack. When Sparks came out, no one knew what it was. We would drink it out in the open like a sports drink. My roommate at the time worked on the promotions team for a distributor of Mickey’s and other…

Whatever. That’s a hand check there at the end, just like the first time he “did” it. What a hack.

I went through the eye gouging pain of signing in on my phone just so I can reply and say this is excellent.

Nice. Hats off to you, sir.