Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

Naturally, a pathetic couch figures prominently on the cover.

"Zero."

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Hey girl, hope you're having suicidal thoughts because my only specialty is jumpers.

In the end, Martin felt his only option was to walk away from a realm so unfamiliar and hostile.

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

♬ Rape meeeeeee....Rape me, my friend ♬
Mornin' gang, Father Mike here with a few announcements...

Neither one can make it through a play?

Davis: "Turn left here."

Haslam: "Sherry, hold all my calls. IT'S A BANNER DAY!"

Fighting over a little strip, is that all they fucking do in the Middle East?!

According to family friends who saw her on Tuesday, Chamoun's conservative Sunni mother was extremely embarrassed, or mildly embarrassed, or very proud, or frowning, or sticking out her tongue.

he'd rather she do something more "sport-specific"