Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

Brunell: [takes bong hit]

Don't suppose there's any chance of a pocket version... ?

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

Those dolls are the best. Inside the big one is a smaller doll. Inside that is a smaller doll. Inside that is an even smaller doll. And inside that is an even smaller doll! And inside of that is Bob Costas' studio apartment.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

Defense attorneys are working to lower the charge to aggravated breaststroke.

A-Rod: "You guys know how to play 'La Bamba'?"

Now there's a pipeline Obama can't refuse.

Oh man, this is totally gonna kill his image.

Rather shameful that Hideki Irabu was left hanging, again.

Yikes, now he's really earned his Fallon d'Floor award.

Joe Torre: Look guys, this is real easy, let me go through this once more. Managers will have at least one challenge to use. If you get the challenge right you retain your challenge. If you get the challenge wrong you lose your challenge. With me so far? Okay. The challenge is located under one of the four bases. To…

Pretty fly for a goalie mask, but she has to get her ink re-done, because she asked for a 13 and they drew a 31.

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

You know this country is fucked when even our chiropractors are nothing better than scam artists.

A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.