NFL executives may feel the urge to cut Sam or drop a rock on his dreams, but they'd really be better off giving him contract papers due to his bad in scissors.

For these ladies' sake, let's hope the opening ceremony is less of an abortion than the rest of the games so far.

Rest assured, nobody will be staying in this room once Russian officials hear about Canadian skaters refer to their room as the sin bin.

-noisemakers and horns

When asked about his chances in the NBA, Yogi realistically stated that future success isn't guaranteed since basketball is only 90 mentalist.

"You guys can have the kid. I'll take the dad."

Not that Jet's ownership would ever admit it, but this is the first 12 winner in the Meadowlands since 2008.

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Its hardly that bad. True, he uses the German word for shit, but in terms of vulgarity its way less than, in English, "I don't give a shit".

In spite of some denial from radical politicians, NY CFC has been warming taxpayers to the idea.

Buried in Chart for Wounded Knee

With the upcoming World Cup, its relieving to know that such French aggression would never happen in international play.

Well, they say blackface is never OK, but luckily for Hatcher, the Redskins have turned a blind eye to offense lately.

Having already moved on to next week's game preparation, Jenkins told Smith to stop acting like such a Misty.

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[still waiting for 2nd picture with Cardinals tattoo on bicep]

To-do List:

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Despite this setback, he'll still be welcome at The Proclaimers and Vanessa Carlton concerts.