Dodgers fans are the worst hecklers. Does this guy not realize they already eliminated Evan Gattis' team?

To be safe, police are investigating dagger, lead pipe, revolver, rope, and wrench as possible causes of death.

+1

This is almost unprecedented. The NBA hasn't discriminated against "knee grows" for over 60 years now.

Asshat 1: You couldn't even hit me with that rock!

Antiquated Option Shuts Down Antiquated Option

[meh]

Its unclear what name Greg Oden will wear, but odds are he'll stick with Armani.

"This is awful. What the fuck is Da Da Da?"

Some prefer Revenge, but Jeffrey Loria is more of a fan of Scandal and Betrayal.

Most hockey players are eager to defend their tough-guy image, but it comes as no surprise that Ovechkin isn't.

Current Major Leaguers shouldn't fall into the trap of thinking they can easily replicate Wladimir's success. It takes determination for someone who sucks to be the star of the Swallows.

Air Bud: Golden Reliever

You've gotta feel for Uggla here, guys hitting .182 often struggle to have good ABs

Victorino isn't the only right fielder to get in on the fun. Just a few months ago, Jeff Francouer was involved in a slapdick routine of his own.

Hopefully the rehab covers all the bases, we can all agree it would be for the best if he stays away from E!

ESPN spent the rest of the night praising Matthews's "heart" and "courage," when it looked for all the world like he was doing exactly what decades of research says is dumb and dangerous