Poor John Waters was always the second guest on late night talk shows, but this time he suffered the indignity of being the third guest!

Last night’s episode was difficult to watch , with multiple people barely holding in their emotions and trying to keep themselves from crying....

Well, massive deportations will not happen... No undocumented workers means California and Texas cease functioning, and the Country Club Republicans still put their pocketbooks before their barely cloaked racism.

Shitty candidate. Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea should leave the public sphere and never show their faces again. Her advisors are total idiots, focused on triangulation rather than passion.

I’m convinced he knows he will lose and is engaging in some self-sabotage, just enough to provide some cushion for his ego. And what fun would it be to actually win the presidency? He won’t be able to make a cent off of public service, but if he loses he’ll be able to tap into that diehard Trump supporter demo (say…

And if a black kid wears it, how does that make it fundamentally more palatable?

In a nutshell, they use the dirt cheap money available on the market today with the end goal of starving out all competition, until what they have is a quasi-monopoly on the taxi industry. Oddly enough, it makes more sense to invest in Uber than, say, a profitable taxi company based in a particular urban area. Uber,…

You have a “look” that will transition well into the “Daddy” phase. Yes, it’s a nauseating and ludicrous term, so off putting that if anyone ever called me that I would probably burst out laughing, but since eternal youth is impossible and plastic surgery leaves much to be desired, the daddy option is the best…

Ab Fab came out 25 years ago and it has held up very well. Ab Fab lampooned all those ridiculous health fads, trendy diets, and the obsession with introspection way before they hit the mainstream.

That’s a relief, a somewhat scientific explanation for that awkward grimace/eyebrow raising face used only when passing by aquaintances or when having a finger inserted in a distant orifice.

Yes. Negligence leading to death isn’t the moral equivalent of, say, shooting a person with the intent to kill them.

To be fair, a sculpture of Hitler is the artistic equivalent of click bait.

It’s only a matter of time before they go all out Hapsburg in an attempt to consolidate the various fiefs in Calabasas.

Call me old fashioned, but vaping is only acceptable for smokers or ex-smokers, and should only be done in the privacy of one’s home.

Yes, and that why some stores don’t accept American Express due to its relatively high fee. And cash also leaves no trace, making book cooking far simpler.

You’re fucking sick!

Russia doesn’t pose a threat to the world.

A wildly volatile crypto-currency that is essentially useless, unless you want to engage in some risky speculation or buy Vicodin off the internet.

Well, many non-fanatical Sunni Iraqis prefer life under ISIS to US occupation or kidnappings by Shia militias... So I guess that is a positive, if you happen to be an Iraqi Sunni who once had a family member kidnapped and dumped in an alley.

Or, why was this a thing in the first place?