I’d have to put some thought into whether I’d rather be tracked by Google or China.

Fuck your vaping pie hole and fuck all sanctimonious vapers. I’m sick to death of them polluting the atmosphere in all public spaces and blowing their cancer steam in my face.

The author is appropriating “fat narratives” and assumes that anyone who may be overweight (according to our normative language games) must by default be unconcerned by “calories”, reinforcing the notion that anyone overweight must necessarily be “out of control”, “unhealthy”, and cannot assume their own physical…

Wait until they remove the walk option altogether because some SJW decided it was ableist.

I’d actually like a feature that tells me how many calories a walk would burn, but I’d also want the option to turn it off. And I wouldn’t want it to tell me about mini cupcakes.

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

The wow-golly feature of the Pixel Buds is real-time Google Translate which supposedly lets you encounter a foreign language and hear the translation in your ears.

I believe the tomato is actually a New World food.

Back in my day, we solved this “problem” by placing a lined sheet of paper underneath. In fact, I used to have a blank notebook that had one sheet of lined paper for just such a time as I couldn’t master the dexterity required to write in a straight line. $25 for 96 pages. Effing hipsters are ruining everything!

Back in my day, we solved this “problem” by placing a lined sheet of paper underneath. In fact, I used to have a…

“Manfred Cuntz”? Come on. Now you’re just fucking with us.

Let’s not frame this as a question of “choice” or whether or not she is a good parent. No reputable doctor should administer IVF treatments to a 65 year old woman. Pregnancy at that age is dangerous to her and to her children. Let’s not beat around the bush, this is completely reckless and immoral behavior.

This is a terrible idea, unless you live really close to the airport or want to foot the bill to stay in an airport hotel. I'd rather suffer through an hour or two delay and get up at a reasonable time.